Judas Priest, I never in my life imagined that I'd be forced to work from home on a computer with a screen not much bigger than my cell phone. But, here I am, sitting alone in the man cave trying to figure out how to maneuver around a keyboard that seems as foreign to me as a second language.
Where's the backspace key? How do I highlight something to move it? I can't see what I just typed because of this darn floaty thing in my eye! Why don't children like broccoli? Is tomorrow here yet? Where'd yesterday go?